It seems Montag has had some time on her hands now that MTV has cancelled “The Hills” after six seasons and she’s finished healing from a plastic surgery transformation even Michael Jackson would have called excessive. She’s gained a minuscule amount of experience acting in a short Funny or Die bit directed by Ron Howard and a cameo on the latest Adam.
The 23-year-old attention whore told People (via Cinematical) she has written a screenplay about a lifeguard named Summer who saves the beach from a shark with… wait for it… her boobs. It’s a 3D beach comedy! “Of course,” Montag will play the lead, but she’s written a part for Dolly Parton to play the mayor. What is this, a town of only large-breasted women? Where is this magical place?
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